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Re: Happy 5th of July
Good morning all. Alvin, some might argue that a fifth is better than a fourth most days. I rarely even indulge in a teaspoon any more. Heard a bunch of fireworks last night and two of our dogs considered it their duty to bark at every single one. I kept telling them to shush and it did no good. Now they are outside barking at the squirrels who are smart enough to stay on the other side of the fence. One of those dogs gets a shot today and her ears cleaned out and I will enjoy every single minute of torture she has to endure. Bung, be careful hauling those tractors home and don't forget to stop by on the way and bush hog my two pastures. I'll bring you a nice cool drink of water if you do and won't even charge you for it. Bad crash in the Tour D'France bike ride. What do they expect wearing those batman clothes? They showed a 91-year-old man who walked the 10K Peachtree Road Race yesterday. Now I admire him. He said he didn't want to rust out, he wanted to wear out. But you know, after his interview that poor old guy had to walk another 5 miles back to his car. Seems as if one of the interviewers could have given him a lift. He said he's crossing stuff off his bucket list and his next feat is to go zip lining. I wanted to once but they said their cable wouldn't support my weight. They told me to try the Golden Gate Bridge.
Well, yawl have a nice Wednesday. Don't forget to be kind to someone and you could start with me.