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Posted by fauxnewsnetwork   on February 22, 2009, 6:40 pm, in reply to "Faux News Network"
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: The Faux News Network Principles
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: A) We distort, you abide
: B) Or we retort if you deride, unless we
: choose not to
: C) Complete sentences are acceptable in lieu
: of complete truths
: D) It’s OK to criticize the 2006 Democratic
: Congress for all America’s problems since
: 2001
: E) We shoot from the flip
: F) We’re not always accurate but we’re
: always certain
: G) On what we feel is wrong in this world,
: we can’t stop people from saying I don’t
: agree or I don’t care, but we won’t let them
: say I didn’t know
: H) The director’s board has a whim of irony
: I) In times of emergency, we should rally
: around our President: In times of democracy
: he should do the same for us
: J) We proudly plagiarize in advance,
: examples available upon request
: K) It’s easy to be fun-based when you’re
: fact based
: L) Good news parody makes for good news
: parity
: M) And, of course, our goal is and always
: will be to be the most trusted name in Faux
: News
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