Posted by Riot on April 13, 2004, 1:47 pm, in reply to "Hardcore champ! (rewrite don't read the other one!)" With out seeing this happen, Ric Thunder walks into the Subway, and see's Riot sitting at a table. Ric Thunder then goes upto the counter, and places his order. The cashier goes about making subs, and pulling break from the over, and another cashier walks up. Ric Thuunder turns around rubbing his ass, and is very disapointed that there was no little boy. Ric Thunder charges at Riot and takles him over the cashiers counter. Both men fall to the floor behind the counter, and both men come back up with an arm full of Subway buns. Both Riot and Ric Thunder start to throw the buns at each other. Riot throws one and it mises and sticks into the wall behind Ric Thunder. Both men stop and look at the Subway bun stuck in the wall, and then Ric Thunder throws a but hitting Riot in the head. Riot then drops the sheet, and picks Ric Thunder off the floor. Ric Thunder has no idea where he is...Riot leads him back into the main sitting area, and then with a handful of Ric Thunders hair, start to run, and drives Ric Thunder threw a large glass window. Ric Thunder crashes to the street outside, with glass everywere,a nd Ric Thunder is now bleeding from the glass. Riot then walks away, and heads back into the Subway, and grabs his Chicken Sub.
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CASHIER:
Hello Sir. May I take your order?
RIC THUNDER:
Can I get a Chicken Sub, and a large Pepsi?
CASHIER:
Yes Sir! Right up! Your total comes to $4.50.
Ric Thunder pays the cashier, and is handed a plastic #27.
CASHIER:
#4? Order up.
Riot who has been sitting at his little table gets up, and walks towards the counter, and grabs his sub, and soda. Riot looks to his right and see's Ric Thunder standing there, looking at his #27.
RIOT:
Hey Ric...
Riot continues back to his table, and sits down.
Ric Thunder seems to be very upset right now, and grabs the cashier by his shirt and pulls him towards him.
Do you see that man over there? Thats WFS Superstar Riot...The Hardcore Champion, And he thinks he's so much better then me...I am a great wrestler, and he didnt even address me by my full name! Listen to me little man, I think you better close for the day, because I am about to tear this place apart.
Ric Thunder shoves the cashier back, and walks right over to Riot's table, and slaps the paper out of his hands.
Riot looks up at Ric Thunder, and doesn't seem to be intimitated at all.
RIOT:
Yes?
RIC THUNDER:
Don't you "Yes" me...Do you know who I am?
Riot ponders a second befor answering.
RIOT:
You are from the WFS right.
RIC THUNDER:
Thats right...I am one of the best! You should know who I am.
Riot ponders again...
RIOT:
Your right, I do know you. I have seen you around. And you are indeed one of the best. You make one hell of a cup of coffee.
Ric Thunder holds his head in disbelief...As Riot stands up. Both men are now looking face to face.
RIOT:
Now, listen here, coffee boy. I know why you are here, and I for one dont have all damn day. So, lets get this over with.
RIC THUNDER:
My thought exactly...
Rito and Ric Thunder both take a few steps apart, and clear any people who might get in the way. They both start to circle, Then Riot point behind Ric Thunder...
RIOT:
LOOK! A half naked little school boy!
Ric Thunder quickly spins around to look, and Riot kicks him in the ass!
RIOT:
UH! My EYE!!!
Ric Thunder quickly walks over ro see if Riot is ok...
RIOT:
You got me in the eye! Ah!!!
RIC THUNDER:
I am sooo Sorry! I didn't mean it.
Ric Thuunder drops to one knee to check on Riots eye, then Riot kicks Ric Thunder in the "No No Area" and then drives his head into a closed over door. Ric Thunder falls to the ground, and is holding his "No No Area". Riot grabs a handful of hair, and picks Ric Thunder off the floor, and leads him into the back room. Riot see's a few hooks on the wall, for people to hangs there jackets.
Riot grabs the back of Ric Thunders pants, and delivers the worlds biggest wedgie! And lifts Ric Thunder by his underpants onto one of the hooks!
RIC THUNDER:
MY ASS! MY ASS!
As Ric Thunder stays stuck to the wall, Riot leaves the area, and back to the cashiers desk. Riot puts on some over mits, and grabs a cooking sheet from the hot over. Riot walks back to the back room where Ric Thunder is now on the floor, holding his butt, and a pair of torn under pants are still hanging from the hook on the wall.
Riot takes the hot baking sheet, and slaps Ric Thunder across the back of the head.
Riot slowly makes his way threw the broken window, and up to Ric Thunder. Riot then places one foot on Ric Thunders chest, and counts out-loud...1---2----------3.
RIOT:
Can I get this to go?
The scene ends and cuts to some commercials.
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