Posted by Dustin Jobber!!! on April 27, 2004, 2:51 pm Janitor: If I ever catch you in here again, I will kick your ass!!! (The man stands up and brushes himself off.) Man: Oh yeah??? Listen up Sucko! Do you know who I am??? I am Dustin Jobber! I am a member of the Jobber Squad! I was trained by Iron Mike Sharpe and Leaping Lanny Poffo! I am the most dominant headbutter and clothesliner ever! If you so much as touch me I will
(POW! The Janitor rears back and punches Dustin in the face, sending flying back into the walking by Riot. The Janitor mumbles something about wiping the floor with his face as he grumbles and goes back into the closet. Riot manages to grab the falling Dustin and helps him back to his feet as Dustin rubs his mangled jaw.) Riot: Are you okay??? (Dustin doesnt look up and spits some blood to the ground.) Dustin Jobber: Yeah
Riot: What the hell happened? Dustin Jobber: Oh man
I was just minding my own business, looking for some stuff to ste
BORROW from the janitor when he goes crazy and busts me up! He is lucky he is so big and tough or else I would have had to used my training and destroyed him! (Riot snickers.) Riot: Right
You do realize that Frank the Janitor is 73 years old right? (Dustin rubs the back of his neck.) Dustin Jobber: Right
But a big 73 year old
Riot: If 54 is big
Heh
See ya later. (Riot begins to laugh like crazy as he continues walking down the hall. Dustin shakes his head and notices that Riot dropped his Hardcore belt.) Dustin Jobber: Hey buddy! You
(Dustin notices what it is and begins to smile. He looks around quickly for a referee and rushes into the nearest locker room. An ear-piercing scream is heard as Dustin comes sailing back out of the Womens locker room with a bra around his head.) Dustin Jobber: Sorry! I
OOF!!! (The Hardcore belt comes flying back next and catches Dustin in the stomach. He staggers back and happens to bump into a ref who notices the belt in Dustins hand.) Ref: Hey, where did you get Riots belt? (Dustin looks around quickly.) Dustin Jobber: Umm
He uh
I mean
I uh
Ref: Did you beat him and take it? (Dustin smiles.) Dustin Jobber: Yeah
Thats right
I beat him bad! I totally kicked his ass!!! I most righteously took him to the ground and
(Suddenly Riot comes back around the corner.) Riot: Hey! Thanks for getting my belt. (Riot takes the belt from Dustins hands as the ref shoots him an look like he is saying you are a pathetic moron.) Riot: Pfft
Nice bra too
(Riot begins to laugh again as Dustin takes the bra off from around his head and Riot begins to walk away once again. Dustins face turns red and he quickly rushes up to Riot and throws a huge Clothesline at the back of his head. Unfortunately, his power and his aim is somewhat
Lacking as he proceeds to hit him in the back and basically just shoves him forward a bit. Riot turns around.) Riot: What the hell are you doing? (Dustin shifts his eyes.) Dustin Jobber: Umm
Going for your hardcore belt? Riot: Snicker You??? Snicker HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah right !!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! (Riot is nearly choking to death because he is laughing so hard and Dustins flushes from red to Purple. As Riot starts walking away again, Dustin takes off his shoe and chucks it as hard as he can at Riots head. Once again, his aim is craptacular and he ends up hitting a Road Agent in the side of the head. The agent, in turn, falls into a stack of chairs which domino down to where a rather large ring crew member is eating a sandwich. It trips him up, and sends him falling onto a table lined with food, sending the contents of the other side high into the air. One of those contents is a large coffee urn which flies back and catches Riot square in the jaw. Riot falls back like a shot with his eyes closed. Dustin and the referee just stare at each other for a second before Dustin rushes over and pins Riot. 1
2
3!!! He takes Riots belt and puts his shoe back on. He looks at the ref.) Dustin Jobber: Thats what I meant to do you know
(Dustin puts the belt above his head and begins to dance around before tripping on the chairs and sprawling to the ground. He quickly gets up, looks around, and rushes off before Riot has a chance to wake up
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Dustin Jobber vs. Riot
(The camera opens up with a shot of Riot walking the halls of the WFS arena after a tough workout during the day. He stands in sweat drenched clothes with the WFS Hardcore title over his shoulder and walks diligently towards his locker room. Suddenly, we hear a door slam as a man falls out of a Janitors closet. We see he is a rather pathetic specimen, wearing chinos and a sweater-vest with possibly the worst hair-do of all time. Upon looking closer, we see that he was thrown out as when we pan over, we see the old and feeble janitor standing over the fallen man.)
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