Posted by Dustin Jobber on May 3, 2004, 2:58 pm, in reply to "Hardcore: Rewrite" Dustin Jobber: I dont get it
I am in the best shape of my life
I am the Hardcore champion
I am a sexy beast
Hmmm
I guess I am just going to have to get that much better. (Dustin stops as he makes it to the empty gym and looks around at the weights.) Dustin Jobber: Well
What to do? I guess bench press would be nice. (Dustin goes over to the bench press, Chinos, tie, and all, and sits down. He looks around for some weights just as Hardcore Helms walks in.) Hardcore Helms: Hey Dustin! (Dustin looks up.) Dustin Jobber: Hi! You want an autograph kid? (Hardcore Helms looks around.) Hardcore Helms: Uh no
I am Hardcore Helms
I am in WFS as a wrestler. (Dustin laughs.) Dustin Jobber: Sure
Whatever floats your boat son. Who should I make it out to? (Dustin gets a piece of paper and pen out of his pocket as Hardcore Helms just shakes his head.) Hardcore Helms: No really, I dont want your autograph. (Dustin scoffs.) Dustin Jobber: Pfft
Dont be modest. Here, to Cardboard Bells, best wishes, Dustin Jobber. (He hands it over to Hardcore who throws it on the ground.) Hardcore Helms: You know what, forget this nice crap. I am taking your belt! (Dustin looks him over for a second before laughing like crazy.) Dustin Jobber: OH HO!!! HA HA!!! Thats a good one Hand-job! (Hardcore gets a look of pure hatred in his eyes. Through gritted teeth he says
) Hardcore Helms: Thats
HARDCORE HELMS!!! (Hardcore rushes forward to get to Dustin who at the same moment, sits down on the bench holding his gut from laughing so hard. Hardcore sails over him and crashes into the weight bench adjacent to that one. Dustin quickly gets up and walks over to where Hardcore is laying on the ground hurt.) Dustin Jobber: Oh man
You okay Handiman? Hardcore Helms: Uh
You
Ow
Suck
(Dustin Jobber looks at him and shakes his head.) Dustin Jobber: That is really not cool Hellboy
Hardcore Helms: HARDCORE HELMS YOU FREAKING IDIOT!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! (Hardcore tries to grab Dustin, but Dustin walks forward and steps on his hand on accident.) Hardcore Helms: AHHHHHH!!! Dustin Jobber: Oh come on, you arent that hurt
Here, let me help you
(Dustin reaches down to help him up, but inadvertently knocks over the weight tree next to the bench. The weights come crashing off it and all land squarely on the fallen Hardcore Helms.) Dustin Jobber: Oh
I uh
Ooooh... Not good
(Dustin quickly looks around and backs out the door.) Dustin Jobber: Um
Dont worry kid! I will find some help for ya! (Dustin rushes out the door leaving Hardcore buried in weights
)
216.67.205.236
Is it better to be lucky then good? Well yeah
(Dustin Jobber is seen walking down towards the gym with a mildly disgruntled look on his face. He talks to himself a bit as he walks.)
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