Posted by Dustin Jobber! on May 11, 2004, 2:02 pm Mankind: Socko says I have to take your Hardcore title!!! (Dustin looks at him quizzically.) Dustin Jobber: Right
Uh
(Suddenly, Hardcore Helms comes rushing out as well.) Hardcore Helms: I AM GOING TO GET THAT BELT!!! (Dustin backs up against the wall as Mankind stops Helms.) Mankind: No
I am taking his belt. Hardcore Helms: No
I AM! (Hardcore Helms looks over at the wall and grabs a piece of lumber from the ground. He rushes Mankind as Dustin just backs out of the way. Mankind ducks the wild swing and punches him in the back of the head. Mankind picks up Hardcore Helms and punches him back into the corner. He unleashes some hard chops to his chest and backs up. He charges the corner but Hardcore Helms moves and Mankind hits chest first into the concrete wall. Mankind grabs his chest as Hardcore Helms picks up the 2X4. He whacks it across Mankinds back who falls to the ground. He shoots a look over at Dustin.) Hardcore Helms: Youre next! (Hardcore Helms hits Mankind again in the back and then props the wood against the back of his right knee.) (Hardcore Helms runs off the wall and jumps up to stomp the wood, but Mankind rolls out of the way. Hardcore Helms picks up the 2X4 and follows him down the hall. Just as he turns the corner, Mankind catches him around the neck and single handedly choke tosses him to the ground. Mankind looks around and picks up the 2X4 once again. He walks over to where Hardcore Helms is getting up and takes a mighty swing. Hardcore Helms ducks and the board splinters against a support beam. Hardcore Helms recovers enough to dropkick Mankind in the chest and fall back. He looks around and goes into a supply room where he pulls out a table. He sets it up and then digs up a wrench from inside. While this is all going on, Dustin is slowly walking away.) Dustin Jobber: Yeah
Have fun
(He walks over to Mankind and brings the wrench down across Mankinds head. Mankind gets his hands up to deflect the blow somewhat, but it takes a gash out of his head and drops him to the ground. Hardcore Helms quickly gets up laughing and looks over to where Dustin was.) Hardcore Helms: All right man
Time for
Hey! GET BACK HERE!!! (Hardcore Helms takes off after Dustin who makes a quick turn into the Jobber Squad locker room and locks the door. We hear some talking inside as Hardcore Helms starts to pound on the door and screams to be let in. Finally, he backs up and charges the door as it swings wide open. Hardcore collapses into the room and looks up to see that all three members of the Jobber Squad are standing around with Baseball Bats in their hands.) Dustin Jobber: Sup Handjob? Trying to take MY title eh? Christian: Dude
This is going to totally reek of suckitude for you. MTN: Yeah man
What were you thinking? (Hardcore tries to back out of the room, but MTN steps on his hand.) Hardcore Helms: AHHHH!!! MTN: Going somewhere??? Hardcore Helms: Nah man
I just wanted the belt
Can we talk this over maybe? Perhaps over a drink? Guys
AHHH!!! (The door shuts the door on the camera. The next thing we hear is a sickening beating and then watch as the three toss a very bloody and very mauled Hardcore Helms back into the hall
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He is hardcore... REALLY!
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