Posted by Ric Thunder on May 16, 2004, 1:30 am Ric Thunder: I going to take that Beautiful Hardcore Title away from him no matter what its takes, but First I Have to find a Ref, oh ha, ha, ha, I know just the guy, hey Danny Davis get over here right now! Danny Davis: Yes Ric, How can I help you? Ric Thunder: Im going to take the hardcore champion away from Dustin Jobber, and all I want you to do is count 1
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3, unless Dustin already paid you off! Danny Davis: no, I do it, anything you say, I make sure to count and I wont try anything funny either. Ric Thunder: Good now follow me. I think Dustin Jobber went that way! (Ric starts looking for Dustin jobber. Hes sees him signing autographs to his fans in the parking lot, then Ric runs back to his locker room and grabs a chair, then he heads towards Dustin Jobber from behind, and takes one big swing to the head, knocking Dustin Jobber out) Kid#1: waaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, YOU JUST KILLED WILL FERRELL, MY IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Kid#2: aaaaawwwwwwww!!!!! WHAT DID HE EVER DID TO YOU! HE BRING US LAUGHTER EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT, WHY!!!!!!!! (Ric Looks all confused like he doesnt understand what are they talking about, but then when he reached and grabs the autograph, then he stares at it and realize he hit the wrong person, he actually hit Will Ferrell over the with a steel chair. Will Ferrell gets up all sluggish and mumbles) Will Ferrell: ahhh! Your crazy man, I dont whats wrong with you, but your crazy man just stay away from me O.K. (Will Ferrell smacks Kid#2 in the back of the head as he jumps into the car and drives off, but Ric still needs to find Dustin Jobber. then out of nowhere a grown man starts pushing little kids out of the way like a snowplow, yelling and screaming, but Ric realize the grown man was non other then Dustin Jobber) Dustin Jobber: Hey kids get out of my way. I came to see Will Ferrell not the back of your heads. Hey where did he go he should be here, hey pep squeaks, where is will Ferrell! (Kid#1 & 2 points their fingers at Ric Thunder with tears in their eyes) Kid#1: that mean man just hit Mr. Ferrell in the back of the head with a steel chair! Kid#2: its true, then Mr. Ferrell ran into his car and drove away! (As the kids ran off into the night with their mommy and daddy. Ric and Dustin stare at each other as the Ref Danny Davis stands nearby) Dustin Jobber: LISTEN UP SUCKO!!! You just messes with the wrong man and now your going to pay for what you did to Will! Ric Thunder: Hey, you and Ferrell look a like, so how the hell should I know who is who, are you guys brothers or something? Dustin Jobber: Hey, maybe you shouldnt just run up behind on someone like that, you never know who it could be, and to answer your question, I hope so! Ric Thunder: Hey maybe I want the Element of surprise, is that too hard to understand, if so press one on the phone dial! (Dustin Jobber then reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone, and press one) Dustin Jobber: Hey, what kind of a fool do you think I am? Im no fool Im Dustin Jobber! Ric Thunder: Hey
Man, what the hell are we keep saying Hey Dustin Jobber: hey I dont know! (Then as quick as a whistle, Dustin Jobber Jobbination on Ric thunder, then he cover 1
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Ric Kicks out. Dustin picks ric by the head and it looks like hes about to do the Double-Leg Pin, but ric counters it with a low blow! Dustin jumps up and down yelling my boys my boys! Ric then Power Bombs Dustin on the unforgiving floor! Ric tries to pick up Dustin, but he knees him in the stomach and suplexs Ric through a car window, but two men came out of the car) Man#1: I am trying to make out with my boyfriend here! Can you please go O.K? (While snapping his finger) Man#2: You tell him baby doll! (As Ric gets up from the car, the two men were in Dustin and Ric faces yelling and snapping their fingers. Ric and Dustin look at each then they both gave a powerful closeline to the two men, they fell screaming like two schoolgirls. The two men ran out of the parking lot, ric and Dustin both laughed and waved good bye, then Dustin DDT Ric hitting the floor face flat, but as Dustin goes for the cover, Ric reverses it, and hold down Dustin as the Ref counts 1
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3. Ric gets up, but so do Dustin) Dustin Jobber: you should have knocked me out, but you didnt and thats been the biggest
(Then out of nowhere the two men brought a cop, a construction worker, an Indian, a sailor, and a cowboy. They looked very angry and ready to jump someone) Man#2: there he is lets get him!!! (As Ric Thunder starts running the other direction with the Hardcore title) Ric Thunder: sorry I have to run, but I got people to see and things to do, bye! (The camera fades as the crowd heads towards Dustin Jobber)
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(Ric Thunder was in a very angry mood for what happened to him. he felt hatred for Dustin Jobber, Ric thinking to himself, how to get back at Dustin Jobber in a Good way. Rics started Watching some T.V and then Dustin Jobber just walked past Rics Locker room Door) 
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