Posted by Dustin Jobber! on May 20, 2004, 1:37 pm Howard Dean: Yo! Urine cakes and pizza fries
Lets fly fly fly!!! Dustin Jobber: Huh? Howard Dean: Sigh
I am taking your hardcore title. Ric Thunder: Not if I take it first! (We turn around to see Ric Thunder standing there.) Dustin Jobber: Sigh
Look. I dont want to fight so I will tell you guys what. You fight, I will act as referee, and then whoever wins I give the title. Fair? Howard Dean: SCHMMMOOOOOOZEEEES!!! (Howard rushes forward and kicks Ric in the knee as Dustin rolls his eyes and we start to hear the announcers.) Jim Ross: Hello fans and welcome to special coverage as a Hardcore match is now in progress!!! (Howard Dean grabs a piece of PVC piping off the wall and cracks it over Ric Thunders hurt knee. Ric grabs his knee in pain on the ground. Howard Dean backs up and rushes at the fallen Ric but gets caught and monkey flipped into the mens restroom.) The King: Great move! (Ric Thunder picks up Howard Dean and throws him back out through the door into the backstage area. They continue to punch and brawl towards a metal loading dock door where Ric tries to Irish whip Howard Dean into it. Howard Dean counters and hits a drop toe hold into the metal door.) (Howard Dean looks around and sees a chain hanging off a line from the wall. He starts pulling it down and the loading dock door opens. Eventually he pulls the chain completely off as the door opens all the way to the top. He wraps the chain around both hands and runs at Ric Thunder who is slowly getting up to his feet. Ric ducks and backbody drops Howard Dean down unto a car below.) The King: That is at least a six foot fall! (Ric Thunder looks around and pick up the chain that Howard Dean dropped. Ric walks around to a side door and opens it up and goes out to the parking lot. Several WFS fans are outside cheering them on. Ric Thunder makes his way over to the fallen Howard Dean who is barely moving. We see that he fell on the roof of a convertible and the soft top may have broken his fall. Ric rushes over and swings the chain at Howard, but he moves and rolls off the car. He kicks Ric Thunder in the back of his bad knee which drops him to one knee. He grabs the back of Ric Thunders head and hits a reverse DDT on the concrete. He goes for a pin. 1
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kick out.) Jim Ross: No way he kicked out from that! (Howard Dean looks pissed and flips Ric Thunder over. He hooks in a single leg crab and wrenches back on that bad knee. Ric looks to be in pain, but doesnt tap out.) The King: How is he not tapping??? (Ric looks around and notices the chain still in his grasp. He hooks it around and catches Howard Dean around the neck. He pulls on it, causing Howard Dean to turn a deep shade of blue. Future is forced to let go as both men lay on the ground.) (Ric Thunder is the first to his feet and manages to put weight on his knee. He tests it and picks up Howard Dean. Howard was playing possum and uppercuts Ric, causing him to stumble back towards a car. Howard Dean rushes forward and splashes Ric Thunder against the car. Ric Thunder doesnt go down so Howard Dean does it again. Once more, Ric Thunder manages to stay on his feet, so Howard Dean rushes way back and charges. This time Ric Thunder ducks and Howard Dean goes flying into the car door. He grabs his stomach in pain as Ric Thunder gets back up. He stomps Howard and hooks him in a headlock as he drags him back towards the front of the arena. They fight their way into the arena entrance where Howard Dean breaks the headlock and hits a belly-to-back suplex on the tile floor. He goes for a pin. 1
kick out.) Jim Ross: Ric Thunder managed to get out easily there. (Howard Dean picks up Ric and tosses him towards one of the fast food concession stands. It is a hot dog stand as people scatter to get away. Howard Dean picks up a ketchup bottle and breaks it over Ric Thunders head. Ric staggers but stays on his feet. Howard Dean picks up a mustard bottle and swings it, but Ric Thunder catches it. He drags Howard Deans hand down and opens the hot dog boiler. He shoved Howard Deans hand into the boiling water and then slams the metal door on it.) Jim Ross: OH MY!!! (Howard Dean rips it out in pain. Ric counters this motion by booting Howard in the gut and then slamming him head-first into the metal door. Howard goes down out cold as Ric goes for a pin. Dustin gets down but doesnt count.) Dustin Jobber: Nah
Maybe I will hold on to my belt for awhile longer
Ric Thunder: But you said
(Before he can finish the sentence, Dustin levels him with a belt shot to the face and walks away unscratched
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(The camera opens up with Dustin Jobber walking in the back with his Hardcore title when Heartbreak Howard Dean jumps out.)
(Dustin follows as Ric Thunder gets up and limps in after him but gets blindsided by Howard Dean inside. Howard Dean opens a stall door and tries to shove Ric Thunders face into the toilet but Ric elbows out of it. He grabs Howard Dean and picks him up in a double choke hold high above his head. He throws him back into the wall, cracking a mirror. Howard Dean falls to the ground, the back of his head bloody. Ric goes for a pin. 1
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kick out.)
Jim Ross: Close pinfall there!
Jim Ross: Wow, Howard Dean is pulling out all the stops now!
Jim Ross: OH MY GOD!!!
The King: This match is amazing! Neither man is willing to give an inch!
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