Posted by Ric Thunder on May 23, 2004, 4:29 pm Older Man: yes, welcome to Morrow Five Star Hotel. We have the best food and service here. Will make sure you feel right at home here. Now will you be registering a room here? Ric Thunder: Will you see, Im looking for a man named Dustin Jobber, he looks like will Farrell, now I know hes in one of these rooms, now are you going to help or not. Older Man: oh! You dont have to be so rude sir! You know back in my days we show elderly people some respect! If you want to know whats room hes in. just say the magic word. Ric Thunder: Fine, whatever you say, now will you PLEASE tell me were Dustin Jobber Room is? Ric Thunder: What, Five Hundred Dollars? Let me tell you this I dont have that kind of money on me right now, but Danny Davis can give you Five Hundred dollars. Go right ahead Danny boy pay the good man. (Danny Davis reaches in his pocket for his wallet and pulls it out to get Five hundred dollars out of his wallet and hands it to the Old Man. The Old Man counts it then hands Ric a small piece of paper. It said Forth Floor to the Right Ric Smiles and head for the stairs, they reach to the forth floor, they walked all the way to the Right side, but there are four rooms. Ric tells the ref to be ready as he approaches for the first door. He knocks on the door and waits for an answer, but when the door opens Ric was very shock to see who it was) Michael Jackson: What to you want? Hey I order boys not a man, what are you looking at! Im the hottest thing. He! He! He! Now are you going to get my boys or what? Why are you still here, go already leave me be! (Ric gives Michael Jackson a cold look as he raises his chair and Smash his head in! Michael starts screaming like a girl, as ric starts kicking him while he was on the floor. Ric then throws Michael, hitting the wall as he hits the floor) Ric Thunder: you wants some, you sick freak! Come and Get some! (As Ric gets ready for a closeline, a hand from under the bed grabs Rics leg. Ric turns around and see Peewee Herman. Ric gives Pee Wee a good kick in the face as he turn around, Michael Jackson jumps at Ric, But at the same time Ric moves out of the way, so Michael Jackson goes through the window Screaming! Pee Wee climbs out of the bed) Peewee Herman: Who are you? Ric Thunder: I dont give my name out to people like you! (Ric grabs Pee Wee my his head and slams it on top of a T.V. The T.V turns on, it was opera, Ric gave a funny look as he slams peewee head for the second time, but the channel changed and it was Dr. Phil, Ric got so angry that he body slam Pee Wee through the T.V, but a bunch of The Little rascals tapes flue all over the place, then left the room and shut the door behind him) Ric Thunder: O.K, lets try door number two. (As Ric knocks at the door, the door slowly opens. Ric see Dustin Jobber looking out the window. Ric heard some noise, so he ran under the bed. Mr. Thursday Night and Christian walked out of the kitchen talking about something) Christian: You know what even better then having the Whole F'n Show champion? Having Trish as your girl friend! Mr. Thursday Night: your right! Hey I guess not everyone can kind someone. (They both look at Dustin Jobber) Dustin Jobber: Luna wasnt my kind of women. I mean come on what women does like tequila in a hot tub, no women denies the full Jobbination! (Ric hold his mouth from laughing. Then out of know where Thermo Man comes flying throw the window) Thermo Man: Sorry Im late I have to save a bus full of screaming nuns from falling off a cliff. So are you ready to go to the zoo to see the animals? Dustin Jobber: Yes, but first I have to go and take a shower, Ill meet you guys there O.K. (Dustin Jobber grabs a pile of clothes and headed towards the bathroom as the rest of the Jobber Squad head out. When they shut the door behind them, Ric gets out from under the bed and hinds into the closet with his steel chair. Later Dustin comes out) Dustin Jobber: No women, and I mean, no women in the whole world cannot resist the Jobbination baby! (Ric Thunder opens the closet door running with a steel chair in his hands smash Dustin in the back of the head) Ric Thunder: Ref get your ass out here right now! (Danny Davis runs out and trips over Dustin Jobber and falls to the ground hitting his head) Ric Thunder: oh my god what are you dum get up(as Ric pulls on the ref T-Shirt) Hey do you hear me get up or Ill make sure you never get up! (Dustin gets up being hit over the head with a Steel chair, grabs a long wooden leg from the bed and whacks Ric over the head. Dustin then attempts to throw Ric out the window. Ric then low blows Dustin and power bombs him through the bed. Then tries to pin Dustin, but the ref is still out to no avail. Ric then starts punching Dustin in the face trying to knock him out, but Dustin counters it with a monkey flip. Dustin finds a steel pipe and swing at Ric ribs and then swings again for his bad knee. Dustin then gets trashcan and slams it on to Rics back and then goes for the cover, but the ref is still out. Peewee Herman comes out of know where and kicks Dustin in the face as Dustin attempts to escape. Dustin Gave Peewee a brutal piledriver as the ref gets up. Ric grabs a 2x4-getting ready to swing. As Dustin gets up ric breaks the 2x4 over his head stunning him. Ric goes for the pin 1
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. he kicks out Ric had a shocking look as he see pee wee getting up) Ric Thunder: Hey Peewee this one for you. (Ric gives Peewee a neck-breaking stunner as peewee collapse. then out of now where Dustin gave ric a super kick as both Dustin and Ric pass out on the floor. slowly they both gets on their feets. Ric then kicks Dustin in the ribs and does a DDT knocking Dustin out as Ric goes for the pin 1
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. 3. Ric gets up and grabs the hardcore champion from the floor and leaves. As ric heads toward the exit the older man grabs ric by the shirts and yells) Older Man: Just look what you done you little rascal! You disturb our guest, not to mentions beat up Michael Jackson and peewee Herman! You destroy our good rooms and you just going to leave without paying for all the damages you done! Well these officers say differently! (Two Officers Approach Ric Thunder) Officer#1: you have the right to remain silent anything
. (Ric thunder punches the officer right in the noise as the second office comes running towards him with great speed, but ric trips the officer who lands head first into the floor. The old man starts screaming as Ric picks him up and throws him into the wall. Dustin comes running down stair looking for Ric as Ric take the stun gun from the officer. Dustin see Ric and runs towards him, but Ric uses the Stun gun on Dustin neck as he fall to the ground shaking like a maniac) Ric Thunder: well I guess I be taking whats belong to me! (Ric steps out the door and calls for a taxi, then as the taxi pulls over ric gets into the car and drives away as the camera fades)
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(Ric Thunder is in a five star hotel looking for the Hardcore champion Dustin Jobber. Ric is wearing his wrestling outfit with a steel chair in his hand. with ric is Danny Davis the ref, who is wearing black paints and a referee T-shirt. They both are on the first floor. The walls in the hotel had a nice pattern with flowers, and the couch next to the stairs was red with pink follows on the pillows. The floors of the hotel was nicely was carpeted. An older man approaches them, maybe in his late fortys, wearing a suit and a red tie)
Old Man: Sorry I cant give that information out, unless you give me Five hundred Dollars, then I can tell you what floor hes on.
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