Reminds me of the chap who hated gas and injections ........
The dentist was going to pull a tooth and asked him if he wanted gas or injection. The chap said neither, gas made him vomit and he had a morbid fear of needles. Was there an alternative method? The dentist said, Well, we could try Viagra. The chap said will it ease the pain?. The dentist said, no, but it'll give you something to hang on to.
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