Harrassment
The teacher asked Paco to use 'harrassment' in a sentence.
Paco smiles and says...Orale vato (homeboy)...
Mi ruca (my girl) caught me in bed with my sancha (lover)...
Pero (but) that's okay porque (because) I told her that...
HAR ASS MENT nothing to me.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
Liver and Cheese
Some vato (dude) tried to sweet talk my ruca...
I told him 'orale vato' (homeboy)
LIVER alone CHEESE mine.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
Bodywash
I can't go to the catina tonight...
Because no bodywash my kids.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
Water
My viega (wife) gets mad...
And I don't know Water problem is!
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
Brief
My Homie farted gacho...
And I couldn't brief!
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
Chicken
After she got deported she jumped into the river...
So chicken come back to California.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
stairway
The teacher told pepito to make a sentence
With the word stairway...
Pepito says.
My ruca always wears tight jeans...
And I told my homeboy don't stairway.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
Mexican Word Of The Day...
MUSHROOM
There were 4 of us already in the car...
So there's not MUSH ROOM...
For anyone else.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
Herpes
Me and my ruca ordered some pizza...
I got my piece and she got herpes
Mexican Word Of The Day...
Juarez
My vieja slapped me and I said...
Juarez your freaking problem?
Mexican Word Of The Day...
Cashew
Tried running after you...
But I couldn’t cashew!
Mexican Word Of The Day...
SHOULDER
My tia (aunt) wanted to become a US citizen...
But she didn't know how to read...
So I SHOULDER.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
WHEELCHAIR
Me and my homie had 1 40 ounce beer...
And he said wheres mine?
His friend says don't worry...
WHEELCHAIR.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
IRON
Everyday at work IRON money.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
Bishop
We went to the movies...
Lupe fell down...
And I had to pick the bishop!
Mexican Word Of The Day...
Frito
After arguing with the pinche polica...
He told me I wuz frito to go.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
WAFER
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends...
Pero los mensos (crazy) didn't wafer me.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
JUICY
Tell me if JUICY see the cops.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
WIND CHILL
My veija caught me cheating...
So she threw a brick...
And broke my WIND CHILL.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
KETCHUP
You vetos go ahead...
I'll KETCHUP with you fools later.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
BEECHWOOD
My Suegra (Mother In Law)
Is staying with us for the weekend.
I Wish that BEECHWOOD
Go back home.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
VERSION
My Sister has 4 kids but...
She tells everyone that she's a VERSION.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
HALFTIME
My wife ( Vieja)
Wants me to paint the house...
But I told her I don't HALFTIME .
Mexican Word Of The Day...
ARSON
He may act like a pendejo
(fool/jackass) sometimes...
But we still love him cuz
He's ARSON.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
SELFISH
Since today is Friday, I need to go eat lunch...
At a place where they SELFISH.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
TEQUILA
We watched TEQUILA Mockingbird last night...
On the AMC Movie channel.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
LETTER
My sister In law saw me at the club last saturday with another chick...
LETTER open her mouth and see what happens.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
CHICKEN STRIP
My girl gave me a lap dance for my birthday last night...
She cant really dance too good...
But CHICKEN STRIP.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
WOODEN CHAIR
My cousin had an ice chest full of beer...
But he WOODEN CHAIR.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
DEFINE
When we go the club, my friend hits on the the ugly chicks...
But I only like DEFINE ones.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
ASPHALT
I drank so much beer and tequila last night...
That it made my ASPHALT down.
Mexican Word Of The Day...
HITACHI
My Grandfather is not allowed in the strip club anymore...
It's because HITACHI the girls too much.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
CHEESE
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies; Maria likes me, but CHEESE fat.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
TEXAS
My friend always TEXAS me when I not home.
Wondering where I'm at!
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
RECTUM
I had 2 cars but my wife RECTUM!
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
'CHICKEN' 'WING'
My wife plays the lottery.
So CHICKEN WING.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
BUDWEISER
That woman over there has a nice body.
BUDWEISER face so ugly!
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
'CHICKEN' 'DANCE'
I really like her, not only can she roll a burrito.
But CHICKEN DANCE really good too.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
JELLO
You remember going to the school.
In the little JELLO bus.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
CHLIS
I live near my Mama,
CHLIS around the corner.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
'BASEBOWL' 'TEEKITS'
It almost BASEBOWL season.
I'm conna need some TEEKITS.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
SODAS
SODAS anybody wanna mess with this vato right here.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
JOURNAL
I ran to the mens restroom.
Because I had to use the JOURNAL.
Real bad.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
CHAIR
I was about 2 eat a bag of candy.
My mom said you better CHAIR.
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
PUTA
PUTA the phone down.
And get back to work!
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
SODAS
My veja (wife) likes to get freeky.
SODAS her sister!
Mexican Word Of The Day. . .
CHEESE
I try to talk to this beech but CHEESE stuck up!
Some Mexican Jokes
You know why Mexicans walk around the school like they own it?
Because their dad help build it and their mom cleans it.
Why do Mexicans only tie one shoe?
Because on the bottom of the shoe.
It reads 'Taiwan'.
Why do Mexicans ever cross the border 3 at a time?
Because the sign says NO TRES PASSING!
We wish that 2015 be a healthy New Year!
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