early death? They would happily rip me to shreds.

They follow me around... Charlie does that single bark every 3 minutes and stares at me with disdain. The both of them run up and down from their bowls to me. Its an attention getting device and if I don't watch where I walking Soli grabs my shirt with is claws.

Chance gets very annoyed and let's me know it by screeching as loud as he can.

I live in an animal "controlled" environment.
8-(

I'm lucky to have any time to myself... for Charlie gets fed 3 meals a day and treats. He let's me know if I fail time wise or quantity wise.

Oops gotta go climb on my treadmill. I forgot Chance's & Charlie's apple. Bad Mom.