Q: What do you call an animal that's in your car?
A: A Car-pet (carpet)
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
Because it waves.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
Why did the teddy bear decide not to have dessert?
Because he was stuffed.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
What is a catís favorite color?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
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