I'm still working on this one. What an awful dilemma!
Be stupid and rich -OR- smart and poor?
This one is equally bad...
Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs -OR- three men with bad breath?
Easy peasy...I *want* to be in an elevator with dogs, even if wet, lol!
Be president of a firm that poaches endangered species -OR- work for a corrupt politician?
This isn't good. My feeling is that the president of the company is going to be arrested for touching an endangered species anyway, so it has to be the politician...and look for a new job asap!
Catch a porcupine thrown from a second-story window -OR- a skunk thrown from the same window?
I don't like the idea of catching a skunk, as it will certainly bite you with all of those sharp teeth, and I guarantee that you'll be sprayed. But, to me, it's very reluctantly my choice, because porcupines have 30,000 quills. Who knows where all you will get them in you (neck, face, chest, stomach area?), and how many?
I don't know who comes up with these, but they definitely start discussions!
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