Be stupid and rich -OR- smart and poor? smart and poor
Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs -OR- three men with bad breath? oh, the dogs, absolutely!!
Be president of a firm that poaches endangered species -OR- work for a corrupt politician? either as long as I can be the whistle blower!!
Catch a porcupine thrown from a second-story window -OR- a skunk thrown from the same window? ewww...painful or stinky? I guess I'd chose stinky...maybe the skunk would be so scared she'd forget to spray!!! 'sides I know to use tomato juice
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