A man that straddles fence usually has a sore crotch
A change of pastures makes fer a fatter calf
Your money don't last as long as a rattler in a cowboys boot.
A lot of folks would do more prayin' could they find a soft spot fer their knees.
There's only two things I'm afeared of, a decent woman an' bein' left afoot.
Yuh can't turn a woman mor'n yuh can a runaway hog.
A grass widdow is a dangerous critter fer a bachelor cowboy.
Cussin' a range cook is a risky as brandin' a mules tail.
Yer not overweight--jus a foot too short.
A man that looks over his shoulder at every piece of straight road ain't been livin' a straight life.
That crossin' a woman 'bout as dangerous as walkin' in quicksand over hell.
Boothill is full of fellers that pulled their triggers without aiming.
If the Lord had intended us to fight like a dog, He'd a give us longer claws an' teeth.
A friend will stick with you 'til the're cuttin' ice in Death Valley.
If the saddle creaks, it's not paid fer.
The bigger the mouth the better it looks shut.
Likker will make yuh see double an' feel single.
Don't never interfere with nothin' what don't bother yuh none.
The Lord done put tumbleweeds here to show which way the wind is blowin'.
Most men are like a bob-wire fence, they have their good points.
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