Did you hear about the new Chinese doctor who opened up a new clinic in Mayberry? His sign out front claims he will fix any ailment for 20 dollar and if he can't he will pay you 100 dollar.
Neil Bently saw that deal and could not resist. When asked by the doctor what was wrong, Bently said he had lost hi sense of taste. The doctor tells the nurse to bring him the medicine in box number 22. She does and the doctor applies 3 drops of the medicine on the patients tongue. Bentley coughs and sputters and says why that is pure kerosene. The doctor tells Bentley, congratulations, you have been cured. 20 dollar please. Bently. realizing he had been duped paid the 20 bucks but told himself this ain't over.
A week later Bentley returns and tells the doctor he has lost his hearing. The doctor tells the nurse to bring medicine from container #22. Bentley protests at this saying that it is pure kerosene to which the doctor replies, congrats, your hearing is cured. You pay 20 dollars. Bentley again knows he has been gotten and pays and leaves.
A week later Bentley returns and says he has lost his sight. The doctor says he has no cure for that and will pay him 100 dollar. He hands Bentley a bill, but Bently protests hey, that's only a 20 dollar bill. The doctor grabs it from him and says, congrats, you can now see. You pay 20 dollar.
Bentley left muttering something about sticking with town druks in the future.