Only a fool?

I'm a bit surprised the media isn't litarally-
Rolling on the floor laghing my(their) ars off.

Not march 31.... Not April 2nd.
Nope, " I'ma tell bald faced lies on April 1st,
See if anyone realizes?"

Each & everyday that passes, doesn't it leave you wondering?
Did I actual avoid that near miss accident? Or did I hit that train head on & die

No fiction, no reality can possibly be this ridiculous. This has to be some kind of caught in purgatory fever dream punishment from the Lord.