Ya know what soccer lacks?

Commercials.

I dont watch golf.
But I watch the masters every year. At least sunday.

I dont watch soccer except for mens world cup.
Once every 4 years, and absent commercials... Its a helluva gig!
These dudes are possibly the best athletes in the world. 90+ minutes. Very little time to catch your breath. Limited substitutions.
A helluva lot more strategy to the game than most americans realize.