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Posted by Fishman on 4/19/2023, 10:33 am

For sale; large 6 bedroom Victorian home on 10 acres. Rolling green hills with large red oaks. All new solar appliances with natural light from large skylights in each room. Home is super efficient and requires no air conditioning! Local schools with safe environment for kids. Shopping center with grocery store close by. All prices have been reduced for the locals in the area. Low Low taxes due to perfectly managed local government. Home sits 100 yards from a private beach on the beautiful blue Caribbean waters. All for the low Price of $50,000. No down payment required. No background or credit check. Interest rate of .0003%. Hurry this one will not last. Call me at let’s make a deal. 800-FOOLISH

Re: Property

Posted by Unfriendly neighbor on 4/19/2023, 12:23 pm, in reply to "Property"

So just where exactly in the Caribbean do large red oaks grow?
I’m rounding up 50 of my closest friends to come up with one thousand each, so we can buy the property for cash.
Your stupid owner financing not required.
Send pictures.
Hurry
We are waiting

Re: Property

Posted by Salesman on 4/19/2023, 1:14 pm, in reply to "Re: Property"

Arizona of course😂😂😂

Re: Property

Posted by Tommy on 4/20/2023, 9:13 am, in reply to "Re: Property"

I'll take 3

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