>not worried that the police 'won't be interested'. I suggest that, rather than moan in anticipation that they aren't, we give them the chance to show that they are!
I wasn't suggesting the police won't be interested, I was merely suggesting there are other ways to skin this particular cat (well, there would've been if your missus hadn't taken the advice of someone in the Philippines(?) and given the stuff away ...).
Also, I'd respectfully suggest that, absent the rozzers rocking up at Jeff Bezos's mum's front door, the results this time might not be quite the same?
All the same, luck to your missus.