Father Murphy meets Mick in the street; who had taken a terrible beating.
"Who did this to you Mick" asked the father.
"Paddy mulligan", he replied.
"Ah a terrible man, what did he use?"
"He had an iron bar in his hand father".
"And what did you have in your hand Mick?"
"His wife's left tit father; wonderful for feeling, but useless for fighting."