Plus you never have to make the decision of whether to either pay membership dues monthly, or pay the "Lifetime Membership" amount. The Lifetime deal is never worth it any more, so there's one decision made.

You're always meeting new people you've never seen before.

You've got a whole shelf of movies and books you've never seen or read before, and you never run out of them.

There's less and less Peer Pressure every year.

You can wear a flat cap without looking like a hipster douche-nozzle.

You can REALLY freak people out by pretending to be dead.

You can yell "Get Off My Lawn!!" with absolutely no irony.

I know I'M enjoying it ... !!

Lannis