In the Isle of man during a day off racing a bunch of us loons decided to have a day horse riding my horse was called Puffer and apparently only had one lung (so the stables said) i also had a Cowboy type saddle with pommel and very wide it seemed to have a ridge down the middle Very uncomfortable...halfway up a hill my horse keeps stopping and the leader keeps coming back and slapping the rear end and off the horse shoots..like sitting on a ridge tiles on a roof ..
Then my mates horse bites my horse on the arse and thats it the pain in my crutch was killing me while everyone was laughing ...when back at the Boarding house I had to smother that area with Nivia cream as I couldn't sit on the bike ...
Never been on a horse since...though was nice being creamed up by my then girlfriend..