I even used to eat the dried moldy bread mother gave me to take down to the chickens.
Bugger that. I used to sit and suck it to soften it up then eat it - Luvely grub.
Still nearly as thin as a rake. Did put a bit on when I got married then lost a stone of it a few weeks ago. Unknownst to me son slipped an opened packet of smoked salmon in my bag as a surprise. It sure was. Didn't find it for a day or so.
Looked OK. Smelt OK. Tasted OK.
Scoffed it just like the moldy bread.
Then the real surprise - Montezumas Revenge for a week.
Couldn't even sip water.
An enduring memory.