I'm well shattered, no sleep since Saturday, due to some horrid metal clanking noises outside my bedroom window.
That's 2 knights running now.
In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them.
It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.
A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting.
That's the last time I try boxing with a pirate......He caught me with a left hook.