I'm Simon and I'm a bikeaholic.

I really want to be cured.

I understand the twelve steps to a cure is to buy twelve bikes, one per month for a year.

I've been working towards this for 30something years but each year so far one month seems to go by without me buying a bike.

It's very tough, and expensive, but I am sticking to the twelve step plan, no matter how many years it takes.