Olaf the Viking was shopping in the local supermarket when he heard a lady in a wheelchair grumbling. "What's the matter, ma'am?" he said.

"Oh", she said,"I want to look at the frozen puddings, but the freezer is a step down and I can't get there".

"No worries" says Olaf. "Here, I'll take you on my back and you can pick out what you want". So she let him pick her up and he carried her through the freezer cabinets, and she picked out what she wanted. He took her back to her chair and set her down. "Oh, thank you son, for doing that for me. Would you mind telling me your name?" But he just waved cheerily and went on his way.

The woman's husband came by. "I was getting worried. What have you been doing?" And she says ....

"I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name ..."