Ah, but later that week, they went to see friends and travelled by train where by chance they met Olaf again. He was off to a 50s revival do and was wearing the brothel creepers, the drainpipe trousers, the big jacket and more brylcreem in his hair then was feasible. He had also got really bad tempered because the drinks on the train were really bad (think Watneys Red Barrel and worse); he was effing and blinding everywhere.

"What's wrong with him?" the woman's husband asked. "Its simple" she replied.

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"Rude Olaf the Ted loathes Train Beer"