It's worse than that ...

Amongst my myriad talents, I do holiday cover for a local wholesale butcher's delivery drivers. Driving to a customer down a narrow one-way street, I see a pushbike rider riding towards the van (i.e. riding the wrong way down said street) looking at his 'phone ...

While allowing the paddler from the shallow end of the gene pool actually to ride into the front of the van might removed some unwanted DNA from said pool, I chose against the ensuing legal aggravation and tooted the horn ... whereupon Richard Cranium nearly drops his bike anyway ...