1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without them;

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice but having
a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of
mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband;

4. Arguing over a gal's bust size is like choosing between Heineken,
Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences but will grab
whatever is available;

AND,

5. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live
longer than the men who mention it.