I had a vistation from a parcel courrier today.

"I have a couple of very heavy parcels for next door" could I accept them?

No ferkin way, as they were for the a hole neighbour.

Delivery driver was really pissed off because he has attempted delivery to them before, and more often that not fails.

They have a 6 to 8 foot high in places fence all around place, and 6 foot high gates accross the drive.

At the gates there is a phone number to call when you call it no one answers.

They also have CCTV cameras pointing along all the boundaries feels like living next door to some kind of drug baron.........