<<When I worked at BAe in Stevenage all the Directors had to have full health checks.>>>

When I was with Duracell Batteries I was sent to London each year to see a Mr Bayoumi in Wimpole St. When I sat at his grand desk for the first visit he asked me if I smoked and I sheepishly admitted that I did, whereupon he said "Excellent" and took out an ashtray from a drawer and lit up a Gauloise.