Spriddler, who I knew for years, didn't own a camper in his younger days, that sounds very much like one of his yarns, he was an expert at drawing the long bow.
He had been married, 4times I think, bit of a charmer. Besides i once tried one of his grab a grannie sites, none of the women had any hair.

He was also an experienced yachtsman. Until his accident he had a good life. RIP