Yebbut, old carp doesn't come more expensive than a Fizzie. A bit like Bantams and Superdream 250s - couldn't wait to ditch them and buy a proper bike. Now look at the prices.

I was once given a really tidy Superdream. Given! I've also been given a CB-1 400/4 and a £25 ETZ250. Sadly, no-one gives me bikes anymore.

It does seem odd that suddenly nothing seems to sell even with dropping prices. Commando for £4k and Venom for £4500 in C&C today. Unheard of cheapness - but I suppose I'm going with the flow because I'm not remotely interested in either, even at those prices.