a few weeks ago I needed £4000 to buy something , to much for local post office so had to get a uber to town

I had all my ID on me , my banking app was working on my phone , then I met the most horrible member of lloyds staff
she kept asking e what it was for , I kept telling her (correctly) , to buy something

she asked again and again , finally , I leant foward and in a quiet voice said " its my birthday tomorrow (she smiled) I wouldlike to buy a line of coke and a nice prostitute"

she was taken back then proceeded to count the money out