I drive a 2cv so you can imagine what goes on behind me.
I just pull over where I can and look forward to the inevitable crash ahead.

Driving a 2cv van back in the 1980s at a time I was well stressed I once rammed a Morris Marina van that was playing silly buggers trying to put me in danger. Turned out it was a plain clothes van. The outcome was not what you'd expect; full story too long for here.