and had to laugh.
Just started it in carpark, slight slope to side. Clunked into gear and just setting off, when engine did one of its quick misfires. Pulled in clutch & put left foot down - downhill on the slight slope & bike went down, centre stand pinned me between sole and upper of left boot.
No damage to either of us. I blame modern emission regulations making engines too lean.
Fortunately no audience! 😂