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Joke for a rainy Wednesday

Posted by CrazyFrog <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=CrazyFrog' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 11, 2022, 8:18 am

SLEEPING WITH MICK:

The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Mick shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older biker, a man's man... The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.
They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night on the lips. Mick sat up and watched me all night."

You don't have to be crazy to post here, but it helps....

Re: Joke for a rainy Wednesday

Posted by geoff the bonnie <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=geoff+the+bonnie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 11, 2022, 8:44 am, in reply to "Joke for a rainy Wednesday "

That is rather good CF. Good yo have a laugh early in the day

Re: Joke for a rainy Wednesday

Posted by JERRY <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=JERRY' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 11, 2022, 10:09 am, in reply to "Joke for a rainy Wednesday "

The oldest rocker in town!

Re: Joke for a rainy Wednesday

Posted by Andy C <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Andy+C' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 11, 2022, 11:34 am, in reply to "Joke for a rainy Wednesday "

And it is raining here as well, and its my day off, so might just go for a "wet" ride this afternoon.

Who needs a signature anyway......

Re: Joke for a rainy Wednesday

Posted by dommie90 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=dommie90' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 11, 2022, 12:24 pm, in reply to "Re: Joke for a rainy Wednesday "

Its been raining here in QLD for 40 days and 40 nights worst Summer and Autumn ever

Re: Joke for a rainy Wednesday

Posted by MadMike <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=MadMike' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 11, 2022, 12:26 pm, in reply to "Re: Joke for a rainy Wednesday "

At that rate have you considered building an Ark? It could come in useful. LOL.

Other opinions may be available but this one is always correct.

Re: Joke for a rainy Wednesday

Posted by dommie90 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=dommie90' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 11, 2022, 12:29 pm, in reply to "Re: Joke for a rainy Wednesday "

MM Cannot build an ark as all the good trees burnt down in last years Bushs fires
baz

Re: Joke for a rainy Wednesday

Posted by Andy C <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Andy+C' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 11, 2022, 12:42 pm, in reply to "Re: Joke for a rainy Wednesday "

Carbon fibre

Who needs a signature anyway......

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