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Helping out old ladies ...

Posted by Lannis <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Lannis' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2022, 4:09 pm

Olaf the Viking was shopping in the local supermarket when he heard a lady in a wheelchair grumbling. "What's the matter, ma'am?" he said.

"Oh", she said,"I want to look at the frozen puddings, but the freezer is a step down and I can't get there".

"No worries" says Olaf. "Here, I'll take you on my back and you can pick out what you want". So she let him pick her up and he carried her through the freezer cabinets, and she picked out what she wanted. He took her back to her chair and set her down. "Oh, thank you son, for doing that for me. Would you mind telling me your name?" But he just waved cheerily and went on his way.

The woman's husband came by. "I was getting worried. What have you been doing?" And she says ....

"I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name ..."

At no time in history have the people forcing other people into compliance been the good guys.

Re: Helping out old ladies ...

Posted by 6TDen <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=6TDen' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2022, 4:17 pm, in reply to "Helping out old ladies ..."

That is terrible, but I'm going to use it.
Den

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Posted by Tonupdave <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Tonupdave' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2022, 4:33 pm, in reply to "Re: Helping out old ladies ..."

Boom boom

Tonupdave..T.U.D.

Re: Helping out old ladies ...

Posted by ChazzyB <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=ChazzyB' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2022, 5:45 pm, in reply to "Re: Helping out old ladies ..."

You are Basil Brush aand I claim my £5.

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Re: Helping out old ladies ...

Posted by Andy C <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Andy+C' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2022, 6:50 pm, in reply to "Helping out old ladies ..."

Dear oh dear Lannis

Who needs a signature anyway......

Re: Helping out old ladies ...

Posted by JERRY <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=JERRY' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2022, 6:59 pm, in reply to "Helping out old ladies ..."

The oldest rocker in town!

Re: Helping out old ladies ...

Posted by JERRY <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=JERRY' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2022, 6:59 pm, in reply to "Helping out old ladies ..."

The oldest rocker in town!

Re: Helping out old ladies ...

Posted by Hants Ian <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Hants+Ian' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2022, 9:03 pm, in reply to "Re: Helping out old ladies ..."

I thought it was very

good.

The light at the end of the tunnel maybe an oncoming train

Re: Helping out old ladies ...

Posted by Leon Novello <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Leon+Novello' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 16, 2022, 2:50 am, in reply to "Helping out old ladies ..."

Good one,Lannis.

Leon Novello

Re: Helping out old ladies ...

Posted by pete__s <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=pete__s' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 16, 2022, 9:59 am, in reply to "Helping out old ladies ..."

Ah, but later that week, they went to see friends and travelled by train where by chance they met Olaf again. He was off to a 50s revival do and was wearing the brothel creepers, the drainpipe trousers, the big jacket and more brylcreem in his hair then was feasible. He had also got really bad tempered because the drinks on the train were really bad (think Watneys Red Barrel and worse); he was effing and blinding everywhere.

"What's wrong with him?" the woman's husband asked. "Its simple" she replied.

...

...

"Rude Olaf the Ted loathes Train Beer"

Re: Helping out old ladies ...

Posted by geoff the bonnie <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=geoff+the+bonnie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 16, 2022, 11:04 am, in reply to "Re: Helping out old ladies ..."

Now thats a good add on Pete.

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