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Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by JERRY <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=JERRY' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 2, 2024, 10:15 am

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The oldest rocker in town!

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by geoff the bonnie <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=geoff+the+bonnie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 2, 2024, 10:57 am, in reply to "Better keep an eye on my waistline"

Get naked and they will stop in their tracks for that body

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by Will <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Will' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 2, 2024, 11:29 am, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

They'd stop if they thought your black bin bag was full of £50 notes and diamonds, but its not is it?

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by Al Urquhar <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Al+Urquhar' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 2, 2024, 12:03 pm, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

He should tell them that he identifies as a nineteen year old woman and their refusal to include him in their circle constitutes a hate crime.

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by MadMike <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=MadMike' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 2, 2024, 11:56 am, in reply to "Better keep an eye on my waistline"

We have to admire your panache, style and trend setting fashion statement Jerry.

A super stylish piece of headgear.

Then of course that trend setting fashion statement. Only wearing one of the straps on your braces. The off the shoulder look is a real trend setter.

I wonder...do you want me to publish that other style statement photograph?

Other opinions may be available but this one is always correct.

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by 6TDen <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=6TDen' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 2, 2024, 12:40 pm, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

Oh be fair, after having a dump on the beach he did the decent thing and bagged it up.
Den

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by MadMike <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=MadMike' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 2, 2024, 1:30 pm, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

Oh and I thought that it was the latest designer handbag from one of those fashionistas that charge in excess of £1500 for a handbag. Silly old me.

Other opinions may be available but this one is always correct.

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by Andy C <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Andy+C' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 2, 2024, 2:38 pm, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

Who needs a signature anyway......

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by geoff the bonnie <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=geoff+the+bonnie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 2, 2024, 3:57 pm, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

Those girls have an odd place to keep their hankies. I suppose they have no pockets

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by JERRY <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=JERRY' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 2, 2024, 10:42 pm, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

How my old good mate Mike how much do you want to destroy that picture. It's just that when you post it on her all the old rocker birds start lusting after my body and I'm just too busy these days

The oldest rocker in town!

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by 6TDen <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=6TDen' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2024, 8:01 am, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

I'm available if you want to offload the pressure Jerry.

Den

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by JERRY <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=JERRY' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2024, 9:50 am, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

Ok Den do you need any of my little blue pills?

The oldest rocker in town!

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by 6TDen <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=6TDen' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2024, 10:17 am, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

No you're OK I've got my matchsticks.
Den

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by JERRY <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=JERRY' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2024, 2:36 pm, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

The pills are great for putting in your tea it stops your biscuits going soggy when you dunk them

The oldest rocker in town!

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by 6TDen <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=6TDen' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2024, 2:41 pm, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

I was wondering if they might make a real gentleman out of me. Do you think I might get a stiff upper lip?
Den

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by JERRY <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=JERRY' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2024, 3:26 pm, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

The oldest rocker in town!

Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline

Posted by Andy C <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Andy+C' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2024, 5:25 pm, in reply to "Re: Better keep an eye on my waistline"

I know a bloke who had one of those little blue pills get stuck in his throat.

He had a very stiff neck.

Boom Boom......

Who needs a signature anyway......

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