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Cheddar jumble

Posted by geoff the bonnie <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=geoff+the+bonnie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 23, 2026, 9:30 am

Its this coming Saturday and is a really big one. Dont carry cash in your pockets as the Albanians will be there with scalpels to cut your pockets.
My mate also had his goretex jacket cut open so thick material will not stop them. Take in just enough cash for small purchases and a deposit if a large buy. Keep cash locked in the car.
Kast sale, i had an empty pocket cut open so luckier than when i went to Kempton 3 years ago.

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Posted by Lannis <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Lannis' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 23, 2026, 1:29 pm, in reply to "Cheddar jumble"

Or ... Keep your eyes open, and you and your mates beat the living shyte out of any Albanians with scalpels, pour encouragez les autres.

I go to lots of crowded swap meets. Never in this world would I worry about such a thing.

Are there no Men left there? Or do you intend just living in increasing fear?

Just a rhetorical question really. You pitch 'em, I'll hit 'em.

Lannis

No Matter how Kind you are, German Kids are Kinder.

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Posted by nek <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=nek' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 23, 2026, 2:07 pm, in reply to "Re: Cheddar jumble"

If we hit them we get arrested.
Albania is very muslim hence they are protected.

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Posted by geoff the bonnie <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=geoff+the+bonnie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 23, 2026, 2:46 pm, in reply to "Re: Cheddar jumble"

Yes Lannis, they arrest the victims here as you might have hurt the foreigners feelings so it is a hate crime.

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Who's "They"?

You need to get rid of whoever "They" are by any means necessary.

Just going to let it keep getting worse?

Lannis

No Matter how Kind you are, German Kids are Kinder.

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I guess that's the difference.

If our sheriff's deputies found someone with a razor cutting people's pockets open, THEY would beat the shyte out of them in the process of tossing them into a cage car.

And if I helped, I'd get a Thank You.

We got some problems here but that ain't one of them ...

Lannis

No Matter how Kind you are, German Kids are Kinder.

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Posted by Jimbo <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Jimbo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 23, 2026, 7:14 pm, in reply to "Re: Cheddar jumble"

Strange, that. The US claims to be (and is usually recognised as) one of main Western proponents of the Rule of Law yet sheriffs and deputies allegedly act with impunity like it's still Tombstone in the 1900's? Hmmmmm.

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Not quite.

If I catch someone slashing at, say, my wife or granddaughter with a razor or scalpel, I personally would beat him senseless or shoot him, regardless of what his "story" was about his intent with his weapon.

A sheriff's deputy who caught him, acting completely according to the law, would forcefully disarm him, whatever that took. If the person then calmed down and submitted to arrest, he would have his arms pinned behind him, handcuffed, marched to a police car, and shoved inside.

If he did NOT calm down and he ran, or fought the police, he would be forcefully gotten under control with a pain-compliance police hold, with a taser, or (if he attacked the police with a knife or scalpel) would be shot until he was no longer a threat.

It's always been that way. I don't see anything wrong with that. Everyone knows that's the result.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Lannis

No Matter how Kind you are, German Kids are Kinder.

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Posted by JERRY <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=JERRY' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 23, 2026, 11:22 pm, in reply to "Re: Cheddar jumble"

Lovely Lannis wish it worked here. Just my opinion gang.

The oldest rocker in town!

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Posted by Jimbo <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Jimbo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 24, 2026, 7:49 pm, in reply to "Re: Cheddar jumble"

That wasn't what you said (or implied) in the first post. A strong-arm forcible arrest would be entirely reasonable by any copper in any country, while a sly beating while being arrested and put in the sheriff's car would be more Tehran than Tennessee.

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Posted by Andy C <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Andy+C' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 23, 2026, 6:37 pm, in reply to "Cheddar jumble"

I hope to be there with my scalpel Geoff

Who needs a signature anyway......

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Posted by 6TDen <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=6TDen' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 23, 2026, 10:10 pm, in reply to "Re: Cheddar jumble"

Why bother Andy you’d be better off with a jemmy and heading for the car park. If they’ve all been reading what Geoff says it’s better to head for the car park and “ fill your boots” as the saying goes.
Den

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A lot of cars to break open though Den.
Maybe carry a 10 inch Bowie knife and do a bit of Crocodile Dundee on them.

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Never bring a knife to a gunfight Andy

3 of us are going with very little money in our pockets. The stewards at the jumble know they will be there but they come in and buy a ticket and appear normal customers.
The man who had his goretex coat slashed was cornered by 3 of them.

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Posted by Andy C <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=Andy+C' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 24, 2026, 7:41 am, in reply to "Re: Cheddar jumble"

Sad state of afairs isnt it Geoff.

Who needs a signature anyway......

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Posted by JERRY <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/classicbikemart/info/user=JERRY' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on March 24, 2026, 11:31 am, in reply to "Re: Cheddar jumble"

Very true Andy we are even advised to lock our vans up when going out onto the race track which was never heard of years ago in my early race days.

The oldest rocker in town!

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