I have a facebook account for my book review page (I signed up as a local business) and I have an account as a teacher which just has links to my class website. You could probably use the first name T and the last name Man and be good to go.

BTW, most companies would love to be as financially unhealthy as facebook - they clear about $300 million dollars per quarter.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/tomiogeron/2012/10/23/facebook-q3-earnings-revenue-just-above-street/