After a Toledo ARCA Race my buddy and I were walking around the pits, looking for Milka, but I think she's the only ARCA driver in history of the ARCA Series that has a private helicopter waiting for her after the race. Uncle Hugo must of been very, very good to her, but anyway we walk pass this one car hauler, and the back lift gate is down, and we happen to look up into the hauler and James Hylton is standing there in his Fruit of the Loom (or possibly Hanes) whitey tighties. That's an image I din't need to see, and unfortunately will permently be etched into my memory. I guess that's all he wears under his fire suit, and just as we walked by we stepped out of his fire suit. Before the ARCA Race we go to the autograph session, and I bought an ARCA program for the Toledo race, and the front of it's mostly red in color, so I walk up to James Hylton, and hand him the program, and he signs the front of it right over the red area with a red Sharpie. Really? I showed it to my buddy, and we both just had a good laugh.
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