on September 8, 2013, 2:49 pm
....the pedal formally called the clutch will now be called the COBRA-CLUTCH....
...security will be headed up by Sgt Slaughter....
...instead of waving a green flag at the start, starter will wave a steel chair....
...instead of staying safely on track, cars will be encouraged to drive UP the fence, whereuponse they can "jump off the top rope"....
...instead of re-fuling or servicing cars, drivers be allowed to "tag in" a fresh car & driver combination...
...instead of a trophy, the winner will be be given a 'Belt'....
...which will be then taken away from whoever got it by new race "special-guest-commisioner" Stone Cold Steve Austin, and thats the bottom line, cause STONE COLD SEZ SO!!!
"the world is full of Kings and Queens,
who blind your eyes, and steal your dreams,
its Heaven and Hell......." Ronnie James Dio
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