the announcers now will be Jerry 'the King' Lawler and Jesse Ventura... ....the pedal formally called the clutch will now be called the COBRA-CLUTCH.... ...security will be headed up by Sgt Slaughter.... ...instead of waving a green flag at the start, starter will wave a steel chair.... ...instead of staying safely on track, cars will be encouraged to drive UP the fence, whereuponse they can "jump off the top rope".... ...instead of re-fuling or servicing cars, drivers be allowed to "tag in" a fresh car & driver combination... ...instead of a trophy, the winner will be be given a 'Belt'.... ...which will be then taken away from whoever got it by new race "special-guest-commisioner" Stone Cold Steve Austin, and thats the bottom line, cause STONE COLD SEZ SO!!! |
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