Some of you are too young to remember this, but back in the day some companies boasted about their safety record by proclaiming the number of days passed without an accident. In the case of Mateo, he wishes to inform you how long has passed since a customer has yelled at him in public: three days. Stay classy, La Manzanilla!
Come join us at 6 p.m. Thursday for our first seafood buffet. If Mateo worked less than 12 hours per day he could give you an exact menu, but in the meantime please expect shrimp prepared in at least three ways and at least two kinds of fresh fish. Of course side items will also be available. Please make reservations before 9 p.m. Wednesday in order to enjoy this special event. 300 pesos.
BAR ON THE BEACH
We had such a great time on New Year's Eve moving our bar to the beach that we plan on doing it again. Pretend like you haven't broken your resolutions and come join us at 5:45 p.m. Friday. Juanito will play at 6 p.m. and Mateo promises to offer a special dinner as well.
Everyone seemingly has learned the breakfast buffet is every day. Congratulations! Now please spread the word about what goes into our margaritas: Tequila, licor de naranja, lime juice and ice. There is no need to ask us for less sugar because we don't put sugar in our margaritas. Go to Oxxo for that, please.
MARK YOUR CALENDARS
Feb. 2: Super Bowl
Feb. 8: Mateo's birthday bash
Feb. 14: Valentine's dinner
Breakast buffet, 9-11 a.m. daily, 90 pesos
Salad bar, 1-3 p.m. daily, 90 pesos
Spanish classes, 3-4 p.m. Mondays-Fridays, 100 pesos per class or 400 pesos for the week if you pay on a Monday
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