Amigos,

RED BEANS/RICK'S MUSIC 5:30 p.m. MONDAY

Mateo's days as member of the Jet Set have seemingly come to an end. Not sure if this gives you cause for mourning or celebration, but either way, come eat some red beans (from Louisiana) and rice (from Mexico) at 5:30 p.m. Monday, May 29, at Crocodile Bar and Cabanas. It also includes tasty Mexican sausage--not hot dogs.

Don't forget everyone is welcome at Crocodile Bar and Cabanas. Candadians! Dog-owners! Retired folks! Canadians who own dogs! Even gringos are welcome.

Si usted tiene INE, muestra su credencial por una cerveza gratis con sus frijoles el lunes entre 5:30 p.m. hasta 7:30 p.m.

CROCDILE KITCHEN HOURS
Monday-Saturday, 12 p.m.-7:30 p.m.
On Sundays, our cafe friends invite you to enjoy "Bar Calcetin"

CROCODILE BAR HOURS
We'll keep serving drinks after 7:30 p.m. if you keep orderning.

FLIRT WITH MATEO HOURS
Only for paying customers, which would be everyone because no one these days seems to come by without ordering. Hotel guests not required to order any food, nor are they required to flirt with Mateo.

CONTACT INFO
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