Amigos!

We've had a wonderful time seeing you this summer. You have a chance for a Mateo-free evening Monday as Carmen will take his place with all of the charm and none of the sarcasm.

MUSIC EVERY MONDAY--IN THIS CASE, 5:48 p.m., JULY 10, 2023, IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD
Atheists welcome, too. Also, Canadians! Rick and Paul have loved performing for you this summer. Please continue to show your support. If the music starts after 5:48 p.m., please let Rick and Paul know you wish to get a refund of the cover charge.

OPEN DAILY
Crocodile Bar offers food and drinks from Monday-Saturday, 12 p.m.-7:30 p.m. The menu is not static, but we promise we will always have at least four delicious options for everyone.

EVEN AT 17 PESOS TO THE DOLLAR, WE'RE STILL A BARGAIN!
Are you sad you didn't convert your dollars to pesos for the 36 hours the exchange reached 25 pesos to USD at the start of the pandemic? Regardless, our margaritas are still a better deal, more tasty, and more nutritious than anything north of the border. And don't even ask about comparing hotel prices.

THERE IS STILL ACCESS TO OUR LOCATION
Coming from the south?
Pass the location of the old bridges.
Take a left a few meters before the white house at Playa Blanca 2.
Take a left on the beach.
Don't wear fancy shoes.
Thank Mateo for walking an extra 90 seconds.

Coming from the north?
Take a right a few meters after the white house at Playa Blanca 2.
Take a left on the beach.
Don't wear fancy shoes.
Thank Mateo for walking an extra 30 seconds.

Mateo
3328179527
Mexican cell and WhatsApp
In case of emergency*, go to Tenacatita, face the east, and use morse code on your high-powered flashlight.
*=Complaining that you missed free margaritas on July 3 is not considered an emergency.