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Posted by Crocodile Bar and Cabanas on December 3, 2019, 12:52 am
The LSU Tigers are No. 1 in college football and the Saints are No. 1 in the NFL. In other news, New Orelans knows how to throw a good party, the sun sets in the west and Crocodile Bar and Cabanas has the best fish tacos across the little bridge from the concrete garden.
WELCOME BACK, JUANJO!
Juanjo Castmar makes his return at 10:30 a.m. today (Tuesday, Dec. 3). Please check this page weekly to see his weekly schedule and listings for genre and bandmates.
Tuesday: 10:30 a.m with the daily breakfast buffet
Wednesday: 6 p.m. with margaritas and you can even order food! Yes, we really have a great menu. Music: Bolero, bossa nova, gypsy, jazz
Thursday: 10:30 a.m. with the daily breakfast buffet
Friday: 10:30 a.m. with the daily breakfast buffet
6 p.m. with a cold beer or at least mineral water, but you really should try our cucumbers stuffed with shrimp as well. Music: Reggae night!
THE BREAKFAST BUFFET IS EVERY DAY
Iím convinced some of you ask me about the schedule for the breakfast buffet just to torment me. New rule: Only those who show up daily have permission to ask me, ironically of course, if the breakfast buffet is offered daily. Belen continues to amaze in her second year cooking your breakfast here and her third year in cooking school. She recently learned how to make this incredible sweet-and-spicy marmalade you may put on your pancakes. SPICY ALERT: Donít worry Canadians, itís not Mexican spicy or even Louisiana spicy. Maybe too spicy for someone from Iowa, but I promise you will love it.
HEY! HEY! WE HAVE A SALAD BAR EVERY DAY!
Does having bacon served as one of the 13 items in the breakfast buffet keep some of you away? If so, or even if not, come check out our daily salad bar from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. Vegetarians will love this and the doctors for carnivores will also approve. We think the croutons are the only item with gluten. Vegetables are gluten-free, right? We have some photos posted on Facebook, and if you wish to make any comments on that popular social network, you wonít even be asked to type in a 17-digit code and Mateo will finally be able to put your name together with your face. Neat!
DONíT FORGET ABOUT CHAVA TONIGHT!
Feel free to make this your first or last or only stop on Art Crawl and check out Chava at 6 p.m. You can also look for Carmenís artwork in town as well. She says one of her nice artist friends will help get her work displayed. Carmen is Mateoís 15-year-old daughter and he beams with pride concerning her artistic talents. Mateo has essentially zero artistic talent and he thinks thatís the reason his parentsí refrigerator was the only place his work got displayed. Anyway, come check out Chava at 6 p.m. today and 10 a.m. Sunday.
T-SHIRTS ON SALE
We have a new shipment here and should have your size in the popular white tank tops. Letís put Oxxo out of business because they donít even offer anything with a crocodile logo on it. White shirts with color logo: 300. Color shirts with black logo: 120. For those of you who donít like Bill Gates: He will not receive any royalties on the sale of these shirts because he has yet to realize the genius of investing in Crocodile Bar and Cabanas as he has been busy wiping out malaria from the face of the earth.
HABLANDO EN SPANISH
Laura from the Cafe Du Calcetin and Mateo have teamed up to offer Spanish lessons. Come speak like a local, or at least as well as a Gringo like Mateo, in our classes emphasizing simple conversation. You wonít learn to speak like a Spaniard or where to place the accent marks, but with some effort you can at least learn the basics. The one-hour lesson includes 56 minutes of Spanish for beginners and intermediate-level students. 100 pesos for any drop-in class or 400 pesos if you pay on a Monday for the week. Monday through Friday, 3 p.m to 4 p.m. You can even drink beer during class.
WHAT? WE HAVE COMPETITION OTHER THAN THE OXXO?
Letís give a shout-out to Marcos and Dulce as they prepare for their second season for their own neighborhood bar, La Chora. You can find it on Google Maps or simply cross the arroyo from Playa Blanca. They aim to open by Saturday so please be on the lookout for their posting. Mateoís lawyers assure him they wonít have a daily breakfast buffet.
If you donít get dessert with your meal at the Crocodile Bar, you should check out the churro stand across from the church at 7 p.m Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Joel and Chayo serve tasty churros and you may enjoy this fried dessert with a variety of sweet toppings. Yummy!
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT
We had a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner and Mateo thanks everyone who showed up and enjoyed the meal. Though the majority of you were from Canada, Mateo appreciates your support for his business and making him feel special on the American holiday.
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