Mateo and Oxxo
Posted by Dwayne on December 3, 2019, 8:46 am
Here is another week and another advertising by Mateo for Oxxo. Oh you say, he's not advertising for Oxxo, in fact he is saying some rather negative things about it. But think about that, no matter whether you say good or bad as long as you spell my name correctly it's all good for me. Some famous advertising guy said that one time. So let's look at the connection between Mateo and Oxxo. Mateo says he comes from a town called Baton Rouge. Loosely translated that means red stick. Now you look at Oxxo's logo it's red with white sticks, coincidence, oh I think not. The next thing we'll look at is a fact that a couple of years ago this guy supposedly from Red Stick came to town and opened up a fairly successful business. It's on the southwest corner of an intersection with access to the beach. Well somehow or another the word gets back to Oxxo that if you place a business on the southwest corner of an intersection with a road leading to the beach it will be successful. Coincidence again, oh I think not. Where did they get that information from? |
The coincidences are just adding up and to me it's quite plain. Mateo is the one person solely responible for bringing Oxxo to town.
Well, boy from Red Stick, how do you intend to explain this?
** Disclaimer ** This is all in fun,I hope all who read this are laughing, but is it true??